Psst. Need TP?

Kinja'd!!! "getFuckedHerb" (goongetfuckedherb)
04/22/2020 at 15:19 • Filed to: None

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As of this writing the Quilted Northern store still has some in stock. I ordered this morning as we’ve been forced into buying a 4 pack here and there when we run out (we’re buying for 10 butts, if that helps you imagine our situation).


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Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > getFuckedHerb
04/22/2020 at 15:26

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shops are properly stocked for tp again here in the netherlands ...tho i suspect the little signs saying no more than 2 packs per person aint going anywhere anytime soon


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > getFuckedHerb
04/22/2020 at 15:35

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I know you’re local to me so I’ll pass along my findings. Sunshine in Brandon has been well stocked the last couple times I’ve been in. 


Kinja'd!!! fintail > getFuckedHerb
04/22/2020 at 15:37

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Plenty on the shelves here in suburban Seattle, although I notice some brands seem to be sparse. My mom lives in a relatively podunk coastal town, end of the supply chain so to speak, and says it has been tougher there - supermarket in her town was breaking down packs into single rolls and limiting those purchases to avoid completely running out.  What an age we live in.


Kinja'd!!! getFuckedHerb > Pickup_man
04/22/2020 at 15:38

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thx @Pickup_man it’s mostly a point of contention between me and local stores. Prior to this mess we had our shopping pattern down pat: Order HyVee for pickup every Monday, Sams Club for every 3rd Thursday. I never had to step foot in a store. Now they won’t let me order bloody TP online. I dislike going in for a pack of TP and nothing else.

Lewis up here in Madison where we are weathering the storm has had decent stock of small packages but limits you to one per person. 10 butts across 3 houses and 1 4 pack aint cuttin it. I did at least get a 12 pack last time which meant each house got 4 rolls.


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > getFuckedHerb
04/22/2020 at 16:14

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May I suggest considering investing in a few hand bidets? I had one laying around I’ve been meaning to install for a long time - just did that this past weekend, took all of 5 minutes with zero tools . Hopefully they aren’t sold out online.

Much cleaner end (ha!) results, and can make the TP you do find last significantly longer. Plus helps limit our cutting down of trees simply to wipe our asses with, literally.


Kinja'd!!! getFuckedHerb > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
04/22/2020 at 19:11

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suggest all you want we are dealing with a 5/4/2/2 year old and an 85 year old, TP is still required lol.